Happy Funny Bone Monday! Today we enjoy some absolutely adorable puppies! Maybe if I watch enough adorable puppy videos, I won’t want to get another puppy any time soon.
What do you mean, that’s not the way it works?!? That’s totally the way it works. Here. You try it.
Seriously, y’all – who wants a dog that won’t eat a lemon? Not me. Uh uh. Or this puppy –
Fer cryin’ out loud! That puppy would keep me up all night, barking in its sleep. I need my beauty rest. There’s no way I could have adorable puppies that bark in their sleep. And geez o’flip – I couldn’t stand this next adorable puppy.
The puppy would eat all of my peanut butter! And look cute while doing it! And then it would grow up! And still be eating all of my peanut putter!
And is this … is this a French Bulldog puppy?
My Hunny had better NEVER surprise me with a puppy. I might have to marry him all over again if he does that.
Did I say that out loud?
I give up. The cute is killing me. Check it out:
So don’t everyone jump up at once and rush out to find adorable puppies. That would mean that they win. We can’t have that. And whatever you do, don’t run out to your local shelter and adopt all the adorable puppies.
We can’t have that. And don’t stuff your pockets full of Jones Natural Chews taffies and jerkies before you go. You’d be the Pied Piper of dogs. The puppies would follow you everywhere and you’d have to take home AT LEAST one. Can’t have that happening.
Aw, who am I kidding? I want to stuff my pockets with Jones chews and head to my local shelter RIGHT NOW. If I didn’t think my senior dogs would totally wig out – and that Hunny would freak out – I’d be in my car now, heading east to the shelter. I might still do it. YOU NEVER KNOW. But don’t you do that. You don’t need any adorable puppies. Right?
Until I write again …
Flea
