Vote for Jones Natural Chews!
If you live in the USA, today is presidential election voting day. Have you voted? If not, vote for Jones Natural Chews! I kid, I kid. Just get your butt to your polling place and vote already. I don’t care who it’s for. Well, I do. But you vote your conscience. That’s how this works. This is America. It’s what we do.
But on the way home from voting your conscience? Stop at the pet or feed store and pick up a couple of Jones Natural Chews for your dog. Someone has to feel good about this circus, right? Your dog doesn’t care who you vote for. Your dog, in fact, probably feels your stress. Get a treat home. Leave the TV and radio off for a bit, and just watch your dog enjoy a Jones chew. It’ll make your dog happy. More importantly, it’ll calm you down a little. Just watch your dog be happy! Well, that’ll make me happy.
I’m Not Voting
You read that right. I don’t know what I was thinking. I could have voted absentee, but I never trust those, not having lived in Florida during the 2000 election. I thought I could waltz up to the head of the line, since chemo and all, and just vote. Today is, after all, a chemo day. Easy peasy, right? I should have voted absentee. I got to thinking about standing in line (I just can’t do it, physically), and all the people with all their germs (my highly compromised immune system can’t handle that right now), and decided to stay home. The one bright spot in this is that my 19 year old son is voting for the first time, and we agree on a candidate.
So vote for your candidate. More importantly, vote well on the local bills and candidates and such. It starts at home. That’s where we really make a difference. Your dog will appreciate your vote. Not really. Your dog will appreciate an all-American treat that’s all natural. Pick up a Jones Pig Ear for the biggest impact. You’ll both be smiling.
Giveaway
And since I can’t vote today (stupid cancer), maybe you could feel sorry for me and enter our Frank N Woofer giveaway? You don’t have to feel sorry for me. You’ll want this treat for your dog. It’s pretty amazing, with mostly beef and chicken. Your dog votes for the Frank N Woofer. It told me so. Honest. Click here, scroll down, follow the simple directions. Ta da! A chance to win.
Spreading the good chews …
Flea
