What?! Where Are the Treats?!

It’s a pretty chill Thursday. Rainy, overcast, not too hot, a swarm of locusts promises to drift up from Texas and consume our garden … And the dogs are asking, “Where are the treats?!”

My treats. Now. — Gadget wants to know where his **treats** are. Actually, he doesn’t care where they are. They need to appear. Now. And they’d better be Beef Liver Taffies from Jones.

This ain't my happy face, lady ... — Well then. Where are my **treats** isn’t even a question. I’d better grab the **treat** bag. Or else.

The treats were good. Very good. — Don’t let the expression fool ya. Flash means business. He wants a Windee from Jones. STAT.

TELL ME JONES DOESN'T MAKE DUCK TREATS — I think the dog population forgets that ducks have feelings, too. Jim is glad that Jones Natural Chews doesn’t make duck **treats**.

Why am I not getting treats? You said there'd be treats! — Poor Chewy. He just wants **treats**. He just wants Jones Natural Chews. And popcorn. Is that too much to ask?

Where are my treats?! ask dogs everywhere. I’m just here to answer that question. Here it is:

Attention dogs everywhere! Jones Natural Chews has your treats! They’re 100% all natural! They’re 100% grown and produced in the USA! I know you don’t care about that, but your mom does. You care about taste! And meat! Jones has those in spades! So send mom to the nearest pet or feed store to pick up some Jones Natural Chews! Now! Mom knows, and you know, that Jones knows how to make dogs smile. Naturally.

So there you have it. A glimpse into the minds of dogs, as well as an answer to their question, Where are my treats?! Head to the store locator to find Jones Natural Chews near you. Because that will make your dog smile. Naturally.

Until I write again …

Flea

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